It' All Fun and Games Until the Cops Show Up!
...but what do you do when they get there?
Talk to the Gatlin Gun to learn your rights and sort out your ammo in case the cops crash your party
DISCLAIMER: Not Legal Aid, Limited Scope Representation. I will not represent in court, I will only provide legal information and advice to help you understand the process, your rights and your options.
I´m a former federal and state public defender and private criminal defense attorney now living in Spain. Criminal Defense has been my passion and my Chosen Duty as my first memories are of visiting my father in prison.
I have started this website to help people understand how the system works, what they can do to protect themselves so they can avoid getting arrested, and also to offer legal advice at a reasonable price to people and their families if they, or their loved ones, have been arrested and/or charged with a crime.
Knowing your rights, learning how to effectively exercise them, and understanding the process are the keys to your freedom. We’re all up to no good sometimes; this is my small step towards helping people navigate their way through the darkness of what can be an exceptionally cruel world.
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- Don´t fail the attitude test
- Consent to nothing, not even a conversation
- Understand the difference between detention and arrest.
- Miranda rights are only required when the police have arrested you and are attempting to get you to incriminate yourself
- Memorize a few phone numbers of people you can call if you are arrested
- If actually arrested, keep information minimal
- Do not bail out until you have had an opportunity to see a judge
- Don´t dismiss the services of a public defender before you´ve given them a chance
Useful Advice
Want to know some of what I know? I've outlined some of my most useful advice and if you want to know a bit more then get in touch.
Find out what to expect in court and some tips and tricks to help your time in court go as smoothly as possible.
Want to know your rights when pulled over whilst driving or the DUI procedures? I’ve outlined my most useful info here.
Some good advice for if you find yourself caught up in anything related with drug offences, domestic violence or resisting arrest ect.
Information about relief from excessive sentences and some links to free resources and documnets that might be helpful.